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Brandon

Brandon, they can be a real trouble maker but can somehow sometimes get out of it they can have big mood swings at times as well. They think they’re better than everyone else and have a short temper although never is anyone actually threatened by him.
Is that a Brandon?
And here comes Brandon.
by Nbd February 6, 2020
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Brandon

Someone with an incredibly small penis
Person 1: would you date brad?
Person 2: I would, but I heard he’s a bit of a Brandon.
by BigBoyGamer March 5, 2020
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Brandon is a simp and will do anything you want him to but won’t text you good morning. He’s one of the best boyfriends you’ll ever have. If you have a boyfriend named Brandon you are a very lucky girl. But you must know he can be a little overprotective. He’s a very nice, hot, sweet guy and will do anything for you.
brandon is a very nice guy
by hahah71717 May 3, 2020
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Brandon is a simp and will do anything you want him to but won’t text you good morning. He’s one of the best boyfriends you’ll ever have. If you have a boyfriend named Brandon you are a very lucky girl. But you must know he can be a little overprotective. He’s a very nice, hot, sweet guy and will do anything for you.
brandon is a very nice guy
by hahah71717 May 3, 2020
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Has a stupid laugh weird as hell but can be nice he’s alright but always annoying and bad at sports
Hey I know Brandon

Who is he
Some twat with a weird laugh
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Brandon is a sugar baby who does not trust his momma. He loves a giraffe of a woman. Actually, he loves any girl with an age on a clock (not military time if you know what I mean). But if you ask, he will say women are not funny and belong in the kitchen. He also likes to be referred to as Riley Reid.
That dude is such a Brandon, I saw him with your mom.
by brandonboyyyy13 June 9, 2020
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A complete dumb ass makes life hell when u do any thing that you can be made fun of for he will take advantage
Brandon is a bitch
by Dicks out for harrambe April 14, 2020
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