The ripe slurry of fecal matter and poor decisions produced when mucus somehow combines with semen inside of the ass.
by 6 dozen donuts February 2, 2017
Get the Ass Relishmug. by taddllleeetittuessssss August 8, 2015
Get the fuzzy assmug. Ass-Sniffer: What do you have going on at 5?
Man: I've got a meeting to attend..
Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?
Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.
Man: I've got a meeting to attend..
Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?
Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.
by VPG001 June 5, 2018
Get the ass-sniffermug. The 3rd degree burn effect on your butthole and taint caused by hot molten burning diarrhea that shoots out and burns your asshole!!! It is a wicked hot liquid that squirts out your butthole. It has been known to singe all pubes and inhibit walking for days.
I had to buy flame retardant underwear because of my volcanic ass!! I could no longer handle the extreme pain of burnt ass and taint.
by BekahBooVT February 1, 2014
Get the volcanic assmug. Noun: while pooping, on or off the toilet, the turd can support itself hanging from your ass. In other words, if one were to stop pushing, the poop would just hang there from the ass, very much like an ornamental medallion.
Boy, I'm glad everything is ok now, but I still had an ass medallion on when my old lady started chokin' on a chicken bone!
by Silty Loam June 14, 2016
Get the Ass medallionmug. A painful feeling in one's ass caused by sitting too long. Hacker's ass is a common condition among programming enthusiasts.
I need to get one of those Aeron chairs, I'm starting to get some chronic hacker's ass.
"Hey Bob, wanna grab some coffee?"
"Sure, I'm starting to get some hacker's ass anyways."
"Hey Bob, wanna grab some coffee?"
"Sure, I'm starting to get some hacker's ass anyways."
by Deep Pancake February 11, 2014
Get the hacker's assmug. An ass that’s so tight if you stuck a piece of coal up there you’d have a diamond in a week.
May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.
May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
Get the Diamond Assmug.