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Half-arsing

Verb - Meaning to go about a designated task in an obvious and intentional half-arsed manner, with the expectation of having someone more motivated or capable step in and take over, and never being entrusted with such tasks ever again.
Woman to friend: "I don't know why I bother asking my insert either: Son/Husband/Brother/Housemate to help with insert either: cook/clean/laundry/chores etc, they'll just fart around Half-arsing it so that I take over in frustration and finish it properly, or have to do it all over again anyway."

Mother to Son: "Can you please help fold and put away your laundry?"
Son to Mother: *sighs* "OK..." * scrunches laundry into a ball and stuffs it in a drawer.*
Mother to Son: "you know what? Just get outta my way and quit Half-arsing around. I may as well just do it myself."
by Joools November 28, 2022
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Arse COD

When one has been playing Call Of Duty for so long their arse can not move from the seat.
Brad: Oh Matt, last night I couldn't move because I had a serious case of Arse COD
by bradsylo January 14, 2011
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arse chewed

meaning getting told off, by someone, could be parent, teachers or managers
"i got my arse chewed at work for being late
by uk girl September 15, 2008
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arse thunder

Extremely voluminous fart with pant tearing characteristics and often smelling like and elderly yak took a dump in your pants
His arse thunder was that bad it blew out the windows and peeled the paint
by australianstig September 23, 2015
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arse dust

A cloud of dust blown from an arse, when a powerful fart is expelled.
Wow man, did you see that? That man has major arse dust.
by Stuhen June 29, 2017
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total arse bastard

Some one who is a total arse and a total bastard, so therefore a total arse bastard
"Clive is such a total arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a total bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think he's a total arse bastard," concluded Derek.
by Dark Therapy February 4, 2009
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National slap arse day

November 6th, national slap arse day is a free opportunity to slap somebody’s bums
Lewis slapped my arse but it’s national slap arse day
by Jamiecrookk November 4, 2020
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