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angry butt barber

when your down on her eatin her box and you notice that she missed mowing a few ahole hairs that are kinda long, bite down on those angry mafuckers and yank em out like a dentist pullin a tooth. When she screams or makes any sound in protest, you punch her in the neck and tell her to have a lil pride and keep her starfish and box smooth and hairless or else.
I was lickin this bitch and stairing at her cheerio when low and behold I get jabbed in the eye by an angry butthair she missed, so I did the right thing and gave her an angry butt barber, bit down on those stragglers and yanked em out. When she had the audacity to let out a whimper I punched her in the neck and told her to keep it manicured with some pride
by motoboat August 24, 2010
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angry hobbits

Widely known through the terms Benny or a Welsher...

Most common useage with the latter term following the former.

Refers to emotionally challenged individual. Unable to express ones self verbally and instead reverts to a serious of incoherent sounds... almost caveman like.
He comes across as really smart but ocassionally you get a glimpse of the Angry Hobbits that dwell within
by Welsher September 18, 2006
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Angry Joe

A drink invented on a euro-trip to ease the pain of his recent break up, Joe invented the Angry Joe out of desperation. The 3 shots of tequila and 2 shots of sweetened lime juice over ice in a rocks glass goes down too easy and will make you want to fuck things that you've never considered fucking before.
Billy had 7 Angry Joes and tried to fight the police!
by PJCIV January 15, 2009
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Angry Dragon

(noun) 1. As the female is giving oral pleasure to the male, the man hits the back of the females head, causing her to choke, as the semen extrudes out of the nasal passages. (may result in biting of the dick.)
1. You just recieved an angry dragon.
by wallflower. November 11, 2006
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The Angry Pirate

when a male is giving it to a girl doggy style and pits on her lower back. The girl flips over thinking he's finished, as soon as she does so the guy cums in the girls eye and kicks her in the shin.

this causes her to put her hand on her eye like an eye patch and hold her leg like a peg leg and cause her say arrrrrrr
i gave her a mmmmaaadddddd "the angry pirate" last night and now she hates me
by themoleman March 12, 2009
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angry snail

An angry snail is what you call a bottle of beer that has been dropped, causing beer to froth out the top as it spins on the ground. Are often the result of a taxi.
An angry snail can also be spotted when a warm or shaken beer is opened by its unsuspecting owner.
Oh shit, check it out, angry snail
Ha ha, look at Davo with the angry snail
by Stumpy Grumpy September 19, 2006
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angry chameleon

So you're fucking this girl above the covers right, and then you cum on this girls face right and she's all pissed off because she's got cum on her face but then someone's knocking on your door so you throw your sheets over her to hide her and then she magically blends in with the bed and boom the angry chameleon.
Dude, so i was fuckin this chick last night and then my mom knocks on the door so i gave her the angry chameleon. Mom never knew she was there! HIGH FIVE!
by Baby Giraffe May 29, 2009
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