Decorate her face like a cake

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.

I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.

by bachass April 24, 2010

Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys

1. Consuming a beer, with your friends.

2. A meme.

1.
Bob: Hey boys, wanna crack open a cold one?

2.
Me: *Drives up to window*
Me: Can I Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys?
Employee: Sorry, boys machine broken.
Me: Understandable, have a great day.

by Eridan from HSA June 16, 2017

a can of whoopass

A phrase used to indicate that the target is about to be introduced to a whole world of pain. Specifically, you, by opening this can, are going to unleash the power of whooping (that is, in the sense of attacking and beating, not in the sense of whooping cough) upon their sorry ass.

1. Specific use:
Jerry paused in thought.
"For what you have said about my mother, my girlfriend, and the proud ancestry of my forebears," he announced, "I have every intention of opening a can of whoopass."

2. General form:
"If <offending body> continues with <offending action>, it is totally time to open a can of whoopass"

by Ben Graham October 12, 2005

Shit in a Can

Colloquial name for canned 'all day breakfast'. So named due to the rancid nature of the contents included, evoking the aesthetic quality of rotting faeces. Originally coined by Lonk, who ironically ate this product on a regular basis, forming one of the staple foods of his diet.

"Mate, I'm having shit in a can for lunch."

"Didn't they use that stuff in 'Nam as a biological weapon against the Viet Cong?"

"I guess that would explain the rectal bleeding."

*Sound of can being opened*

by Joseph Evans August 18, 2009

Ain't No Thang But A Chicken Wang

An alternative to saying "you're welcome" or "no problem."

"Hey man, thanks for helping me bury that body"
"Ain't no thang but a chicken wang"

by Mrminibagel December 31, 2014

on a cowboy boot

What you say to someone when prompted with a question you don't know the answer to.

(During an infomercial selling a Panini grill.)
Kathy Mitchell: Do you like sandwiches, have you had a Panini before?
Steve Brule: On a cowboy boot.
(Infomercial stops; awkward pause.)

by Nalyd1 July 10, 2010

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic

Bridge to the Picard Song.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

???

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic

by fffffffffff December 24, 2007