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Mark Maes

Someone who is a grandpa. Someone who got coined by the TAG.
Get The f outta my way. I’m Mark Maes
by Mark Maes June 9, 2020
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mark & kylie

Yeah Mark & kylie are nasty and need help
by Fumbfumbisaaac December 12, 2016
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mark twatting

When your teacher/lecturer withholds your test marks for a stupidly long period of time for absolutely no reason.
Dude1: hey dude, did you get your mark back for your ancient Chinese architecture dissertation?
Dude2: no dude, my lecturer is totally mark twatting.
by datstudentlife June 23, 2015
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Question mark

by Copper13 November 25, 2017
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Practice mark

Any sort of mark left from practicing a musical instrument. Sizes, shapes, and severity differ from instrument to instrument, and amount of time practiced.

These marks symbolizes the hard work and dedication the musicians put into their instruments. That, or they can't hold their instruments in a comfortable positions.

Different practice marks include the lip ring for the brass players, a "violin/viola" hicky, and some raw spots on the first finger of the left hand for flutes/piccolos.
Person 1: "Dude, what is that thing on that guy's lip? It's like a ring!"

Person 2: "Oh, it's a practice mark. He practices HELLA. It's a permanent lip ring."

Musician A: "Is..... That a hicky?"

Musician B: "No, it's a practice mark....."
by Sho Fo-Sho April 14, 2010
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Mark Paston

The true God of New Zealand, Mark made the save which took New Zealand to the World Cup Finals
Troy Lochhead, "I'll just kick this guy in the leg LOLZ!!!!"

Bahraini, "I'll just fall over because I'm a fucking cheat"

Ref, "PENALTY ME THINKS!!!!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "Fucking NZs gonna choke like every other sport... oh well... keep faith boys... CHIN UP!"

Meanwhile... Bahraini players are running around the ground celebrating like they've already qualified.

Bahraini Number 16, "OMGs This is going to be sooooz easy... a certain goal thats why I was celebrating five seconds ago11"

Mark Paston, -silence-

Bahraini Number 16, "Bottom right me thinks"

Commentator, "PASTON SAVES IT!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "YAEAYAYYAASAGDHASDHGASHDGJAGHDKHGASJDHSJAHDJHASDJHAKSDHJASGHDHGASHDGJSAGDHAGSDHGASDJASBDJNASDNASDNJASHDJHASDNKASGDHABSDNABHBVBADVBHDSBVJSDVJKSDBVNLSDJV" xinfinite

Upon returning to Bahrain #16 was thrown into an oil well.
by Michael from YF Lol November 18, 2009
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mark anstee

i was shagged by a mark anstee last night
by boobjob12345 October 9, 2008
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