When you feel like your boyfriend doesn't really exist because you're in a long distance relationship and you forget what they sound like/look like
I wonder what my boyfriend's doing right now.. oh wait.. Do I have a boyfriend? I must have fake boyfriend syndrome.
by honoura November 22, 2013
Get the fake boyfriend syndromemug. Hey baby! It's National Boyfriend Day! Happy birthday, I love you so much, you make me the happiest girlfriend.
by alexy4661 August 14, 2023
Get the National Boyfriend Daymug. casual, "arrogant" boyfriend who's not really your boyfriend yet; may or may not be your "best friend"
(he's not actually arrogant but people who are jealous will resort to this insult)
(he's not actually arrogant but people who are jealous will resort to this insult)
1. Me and my french boyfriend are planning a trip to Paris together.
2. I'm going to miss my french boyfriend too much even though I shouldn't.
2. I'm going to miss my french boyfriend too much even though I shouldn't.
by charlolobffff December 31, 2020
Get the french boyfriendmug. Eli is a very beautiful specimen and is incredibly caring, kind, funny, silly goofy mood, and beautiful. Did I mention they're beautiful? Probably not, they're really beautiful omg **dies**. Nobody hates on Eli they're just that cool.
1: Look it's that super cool and cute guy from yesterday.
2: He really is such an Eli (the best boyfriend)
2: He really is such an Eli (the best boyfriend)
by Joshua87 August 14, 2022
Get the Eli (The best boyfriend)mug. The 2nd of August where couples or just the boys celebrate the day they got a girlfriend or lad day with the lads and celebrated with gifts or drinks
by Phone the doctor July 25, 2021
Get the National Boyfriend daymug. Somebody you think you can trust, somebody you think you can love forever. Somebody who makes like you have everything, yet can make you feel like you have nothing once they leave you feeling hopeless. Somebody who makes you feel happy and depressed at the same time. You feel like once they leave it's the end of the world. Yet you shouldn't love somebody and trust them until you can love and trust yourself.
by -Your Personal Definition Help June 24, 2020
Get the Boyfriendmug. A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.
Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.
by Samthedickslayer September 16, 2016
Get the BOB (battery operated boyfriend)mug.