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spank my tank

"Ryan, spank my tank ples," Rebecca said with a smirk.
by Spank my Tank February 16, 2017
mugGet the spank my tankmug.

Italian Tanks

Italian shitboxes that were deployed on the battlefields during World War II, notably lacking in firepower, armor, and overall effectiveness compared to their german counterparts. Despite their limitations, Italian tanks such as the Fiat M13/40 and the Carro Armato series were deployed on various fronts, including North Africa and the Mediterranean, where they often faced formidable adversaries but struggled to make significant impacts due to their design flaws and inferior performance.
-Did you grind the Italian tech tree in War Thunder?

-Nah, I don't wanna deal with those Italian Tanks
by tf is a pseudonym?? February 11, 2024
mugGet the Italian Tanksmug.

Military grade tank top

Another word for a binder usually used among those with moobs. Usually used if they want to talk about their binder in a place where they don't want to reveal that they have a large chest.

(Can also be used by transgender men)
Person one: Bro, I finally got my moobs in check!
Person two: Yeah, man, these military grade tank tops work great.
by Dean_Edolas_42 March 3, 2022
mugGet the Military grade tank topmug.

think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor
my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.
by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023
mugGet the think tank wankmug.

Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.
What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”
by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020
mugGet the Fish tankmug.

Fairbanks scuba tank

The fairbanks scuba tank is where you fart into a vagina and then go into said vagina and hold your breath.
Hey dylan me and scarlett did the fairbanks scuba tank.
by African-Jew February 24, 2021
mugGet the Fairbanks scuba tankmug.

Irish tank

Go and get the Irish tank!
Farmer soldier: YES SIR!
by MoonLemon January 26, 2022
mugGet the Irish tankmug.

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