when someone has grown addicted to a person and becomes a puppy and has not talked to a certain person for a short amount of time. In the victims mind though, since he/she is in jordan-shock, this short amount of time seems endless to her. This originated from maria&jordan on the tv show SOME DO, when jordan gets a job and therefore is unable to talk to Maria as much as he used to.
by fmtonight. June 24, 2010
Get the jordan-shockmug. A menuver performed in either a real life basketball game or on a basketball video game that resembles something Michael Jordan would do in his prime.
Guy 1: Oh my gosh dont dunk on me!
Guy 2: (Jumps in the air and does a nasty dunk on Guy 1)
Guy 3: DAAAMMMN! Did you just see that Jordan-Shit?!!
Guy 2: (Jumps in the air and does a nasty dunk on Guy 1)
Guy 3: DAAAMMMN! Did you just see that Jordan-Shit?!!
by Ie.Monster December 5, 2009
Get the Jordan-Shitmug. by Tddddd September 12, 2017
Get the jordan danielmug. A little fuccing nigger who sux dick but also fuccs duck is currently being hunted by the thot patrol for playing with a niggas emotions
by BlexBlassen October 24, 2017
Get the Jordan Birdmug. Boy: I wish I was jordan carline she is awesome
Me: well I wish i was her to! But the closest we can get is best friends we are so close we could be sistas!
Me: well I wish i was her to! But the closest we can get is best friends we are so close we could be sistas!
by that anon chick November 23, 2013
Get the jordan carlinemug. Oh, you're an absolute Jordan-Alexandra!
by Lewis-James101 June 24, 2016
Get the Jordan-Alexandramug. A bitchass cunt fucken faggot loser I hate his ass. Retarded cunt fuck who is dating a scum loser and his dad got his ass beat in the police force
by PalmerIsDumb November 15, 2019
Get the Jordan Palmermug.