bro job

When a straight dude gives a straight dude a blow job and the guy getting the blow job closes his eyes and pretends it's a girl.
You have to be best friends to do this or your gay.

tim: hey man I challenge you to a thumb wrestle. and the loser gives the other guy a bro job.
Bob: your on!

by sexerhexertexer April 17, 2009

lip job

The act of sucking on someone's lip (usually bottom lip)

She gave me a lip job, then bit down and pulled my mouth closer.

by PandaLand February 3, 2007

Print Job

a sexual act involving at least 3 people, a printer, and an extra large bottle of lube. costs around $3.50 a minute.

"Dude, I got the best print job yesterday. It drained my wallet, and toner is everywhere but it was worth it"

by Draconus333 January 4, 2008

lim job

an erotic pleasure givin to a girl/man by the one and only "simon lim"

doin a leg or an arm where it "bends"

simon lim loves givin his sister crazzy lim experiences by thrustin his tiny 2 incher between her forearm and the bisept.

by john kent January 24, 2004

botch job

An improvised and ultimately dishonest approach to repair so as only to provide a temporal verisimilitude of correct functionality.

The surgeon made a real botch job of my vasectomy and now I shit cum every other Tuesday.

by Dan Fox June 24, 2003

mano jobs

really cute gals giving expert hand jobs

your mum gives mano jobs really fucking well.

by Mr. Plow 2010 January 8, 2010

balloon job

Act of blowing air into a woman's vagina until her belly swells and then yanking on her pussy lips in a futile effort to make the squealing sound made by a balloon under similar conditions. It never works.

Biff: Chaz is an asshole! He told me if I gave my girl a Balloon Job she'd love it. But she just farted at me and left!

by 1troglodite April 6, 2009