dust bear

Evolution of the dust bunny, these dust bears are usually seen inside computers that are never cleared of there dusty bunny problem and they evolve into dust bears, who steal your socks.

some guy: Holy cow, your dust bunnies have evolved to dust bears.

you: SOooo

by holycows_onfire April 15, 2009

Bear Truck

When a bear fucks a girl in the butt. The act of sneaking up on a girl and having sex in a bear suit.

I was just walking and all of the sudden I got bear trucked.

by JMS4dayz November 18, 2009

Bear Wench

Someone who orders drinks and slides them onto everyone else's tabs and walks out crunk and a $10 bill. Unfortunately Karma is a bitch and that $10 tab evolves into a $5000 legal fee for all the trouble she's bound to get herself in.

Bear Wench: wtf I had 2 beers and a chupakabra and my bill is $150?!?! Where's the bear?!

by Donkz June 30, 2011

dropping bears

Taking a massive shit.

I'll be there in a minute, I'm dropping bears right now.

by Velocitron August 12, 2019

Bear Game

A game played by many players, after one person has committed a fart annother opponent can say 'bear' causing the farter to get down on all fours and growl loudly to imitate a grizzly bear. If the one who committed the fart says 'safety no bear' before someone else in the area can say bear then he/she is safe from the punishment.

Teacher: " there will be no Bear Game going on today!!"
Friends farts* "Bear haha got you"
Gets on floor* "ROAR"
Friends quiet farts* "Safety no bear!"

by anonymous May 18, 2021

Bear AIDS

If you are infected with bear AIDS, from any commonplace bear, you will in fact turn into a Werebear, and your facial hair will grow extremely fast, once a month your will turn into a bear; when there is no moon, and you will have the opportunity to ravage the townsfolk with your furry muzzle.

Tom: "Wow, what did Ross do with that grizzly last night?"
DAVE: "I dunno, but I think he got bear AIDS"
Tom: "That's cool i guess."
DAVE: "No dude once a month he becomes temperamental and goes to town and kills folks."
Tom: "Oh well F*** that Sh!T!!!!

by r0ss1234 January 30, 2012

The Bear and the Dachshund

A large, scratchy, asshole-stretching turd-bomb, followed by a more comfortably sliding-out fecal extrusion. The bear, large and combative, all claws and fangs, makes a big splash as he enters the water, before giving way to the dachshund, designed for slipping easily through holes in the snow to retrieve downed quail.

I feel better now after seeing The Bear and the Dachshund

by sofacall July 22, 2009