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paint yourself into a coroner

Derisive expression to mean dat ya either kept unwisely flappin' yer gums to da point dat ya got suspected of offing someone, or messed up yer prospects of landing moderately-desirable employment, and thus da only local job-position left was a cadaver-examiner in a morgue.
Pleading da Fifth or maintaining a responsible behavior-pattern may indeed be a drag, but doing so means dat you'll be less likely to paint yourself into a coroner.
by QuacksO January 28, 2025
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ultrakilling yourself

Most people think that its a reference from the hit game Ultrakill, but it actually refers to hanging yourself with excessive amounts of force, like 3 ropes.
You should just ultrakill yourself!
Nah, James ultrakilled himself.
Ultrakilling yourself is not cool!
by John Defining July 13, 2025
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