S.Q.U.I.R.T.

S.Q.U.I.R.T.S is also known as Super Quick Uncontrollable Intense Rectal Turd Splat. This disease was first found in a man with the name we can't disclose due to . It starts with the destruction of the lower bowels, more particularly the rectum.

Symptoms: Death

The disease is currently being fought against through the organization F.U.N.K.A.S.S. (Foundation for the Understanding of New Knowledge About SQUIRTS Sufferers).

F.U.N.K.A.S.S. is also known as the S.Q.U.I.R.T.S defence council.

Drew Aneck was the second person to receive the disease known as S.Q.U.I.R.T.S.

by F.U.N.K.A.S.S. February 23, 2011

S.C.O.B.

(pronounced "skawb") Acronym for "scary-obsessive brain". Essentially, the part of your brain that blows things up to ridiculous proportions and obsesses over things. It makes one grateful for privacy of mind. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

(n) "Joe really likes to ski, so of course my S.C.O.B. took that piece of information and is scampering into relationship-land with it..."

(v) "Ugh, I can't stop scobbing over that kid in my English class. I don't even know his name!"

by Posha September 28, 2005

S.E.Ex.

Simulated Erotic Experience. In layman's terms, beating your meat. It is commonly used as a way that nerds can sound like they got laid in locker room chat. Since it is pronounced as 'sex', innocent bystanders will assume that the speaker is more manly than they would otherwise.

Chad: Hey, guys, I just had S.E.Ex. last night! It was awesome. lollollol.

Butch: Wow? Really?

Chad: Yeah dudes. She was smokin' hot. i totally pwn3'd her.

Butch: I would totally believe you if you didn't post that retarded thing on UrbanDictionary last week. Wanker.

by Kaleid February 6, 2010

S&F

"Starred and Flagged" - a term used on some forums including ATS (abovetopsecret) to denote an important thread which gets moved up to the top of the list.

This post is such a great find! S&F

by Surferess September 22, 2012

s/m

Is the third part of the acronym BDSM. S/M stands for Sadism and Masochism. This is usually the art of inflicting or recieving pain that causes sexual pleasure or thrill. Some S/M acts are occasionally viewed as edge play. Some examples may include, intense flogging, caning, whipping, etc.

Hey man, did you hear that Andrew is into S/m? Weird... Called his girlfriend "Dom"
Actually bro, s/m is very common with most sexual couples, as are D/s relationships.

by Fang Brothers April 17, 2016

S.H.M.G

So help me God.

am taking the hard way. so help me God(S.H.M.G).

by emega April 21, 2009

s and m

Sadism and masochism, When someone is turned on by pain...... (whips and spankin')

stick and stones may break my bones but chains snd whips they excite me!!!!!! (s and m;D)

by Whip Girl June 18, 2011