Lad Bag

A paper bag that you take into a bathroom stall and have a person stand in while you are raping them so that when people walk by, they don't see the victim's feet.

I took Courtney to Red Lobster where I put her in a lad bag and made her scream.

by -= RUCKER =- April 13, 2004

Douche Bag

That guy who does obnoxious covers of Disney songs and plays guitar when everyone else just wants to chill.

Harry: In the real world, I'm what people call a douche bag. I'm like Jesse McCartney. I'm like....Jesse McCartney's douche.

by MoonshoesPotter234 May 14, 2011

Tap it and bag it

The rarly used and extremely difficult opposite of the "Bag it and tap it" method. It involves a kamikazee land shark attempt by the male to the unknowning female, which might only be possible if the girl is wearing a short skirt. While it is hard to even get the "tap", to follow through with the "bag" you need a girl that will go along with you shoving your cock into her without her permission. Basically there needs to be the sluttiest girl in the world in your vacinity.

Process:
1. Male unzips fly, whips out hard cock
2. Male scans room for skank with short skirt
3. Male runs at said skank with force, cock pointing straight out aka Kamikazee Land Shark
4. If tap is successful and skank enjoys the extreme violation of her Vajj, then she has been bagged.

Dude Guy Jim: "Hey check out that hoe bag with the super short skirt!"

Dude Guy Chauncy: "Man I got no chance with that piece of ass"

Dude Guy Jim: "Yeah your right, it looks like the only chance you got is to tap it and bag it."

Dude Guy Chauncy: "Shit my zipper is stuck!"

by Cakopher August 20, 2006

wag bag

A bag used by marines to crap into in places where there is no toilet.

These guys deficate in a wag bag and then take it outside and burn it.

by elvette July 20, 2006

bag buffer

n. a goatee, soul-patch, or any form of chin hair, or Amish beard, that, when applied to a scrotum, produces a fine mirror-like finish.

"Sweet bag buffer John!" "Thanks, I just had it clipped."

by Wendellian October 13, 2005

bag of piss

A worthless fuck, a no good piece of shit, an asshole.

Come here you fucking bag of piss so i can smash your head in.

by badtouch August 1, 2006

Bag of Milk

A racial derogatory term for white people, popular in Canada.

You dirty bag of milk!

by baggerofmilk May 23, 2019