stupid tits

What mel gibson calls a bitch in heat who's tits are fake.

In her tight dress you could see the Vegas whore's pussy from behind and her stupid tits.

by uncleherpes July 13, 2010

HOLY TITS!

A phrase that is more socially acceptable than "HOLY SHIT!" Most of the time... Occasionally...

(fast forward to 12/23/2012...maybe)

The Human race: "HOLY TITS!"

by admiralcrunchycrunch January 2, 2009

slipper tits

Breasts that hang that low the person could slide their feet into them and use them as slippers.

Look at that old grannies slipper tits.

by N.P.D February 24, 2009

shitty tits

when a woman has had a large deal of excrement dropped on her breasts she is known to have "shitty tits".

Hey Parko! Check out Sally, Barney just gave her the shitty tits!

by Hoppertronix Thompson February 26, 2011

Tit Burglar

Verb. One who runs by a well endowed women and grabs her chest before she knows what's what.

Hey Did u hear Rorrie got a Tit Burglar degree when he totally got Lauren yesterday

by Sash Marler February 17, 2006

tit-fuck

The use of one's Penis in the cleavage of a female (dependent on how much cleavage they have of course) - stimulating the art of intercourse.

All he's gonna get is a Tit-Wank that tight Gypo!.

Also known as Tit-Wank.

by Bruce Lee April 4, 2003

cum tits

The art of a guys sticky love potion sliding ever so gently down her tits.

After that smut sucked my fucking cock she had a warm sticky fat pair of cum tits when i blew my load

by Geno Laquisha May 30, 2008