mE

ItS yOu

"HeY lOoK, iTs Me."

by oopskskksksk November 2, 2019

r.i.p to me

when you are so shook in a good way about something that you are dead; deceased.

me: omg i'm meant to be with this person. i'm so happy... r.i.p to me.
person 2: wow you really are happy and shook if you're saying r.i.p to me!

by kari;) May 22, 2019

Pick Me Girl

Breana lol

“Breana is such a pick me girl”

by kiinnitt March 7, 2022

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2013

let me dress

sex

man, samantha should really let me dress her! my stroke game is out of this world and ill for sure have her crying

by bigpenis7798 September 22, 2016

Woof Me

A cute way of asking someone for sex.

Christy: "Who's my good gurl? ;)"

Madelyn: "Woof meeeeee 🐶"

Christy: "Okaay finee, I'll be right over"

by Stingy444 June 20, 2022

National Day of not touching me the cojones

Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch

National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april

by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019