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em me

em me is a very sexy lady who is very stubborn and hot. she looks like a supermodel, has seductive eyes, and they usually have very pretty curly hair and super soft skin that is very tempting to pet. she hates facetiming unless she is talking to a fellow em me. she usually has 1-2 very close friends who she only trusts. she will only type in lowercase and loves the rain. All the guys want her all the time but she's too stubborn to love them back. em me is very artistic and oh my gosh can she cook! Em me does not usually care about people, but when she does, she will love and care for them from the bottom of her heart, so consider yourself lucky if an em me loves you back. Do not ever take an em me for granted because once you lose her, you've lost it all.
Look em me is coming, do I look presentable?

Omg I want to look as beautiful as em me!

She's just too good to be true
by meowmeow475 March 12, 2021
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Don't JP23 Me

The act of tipping a bartender to roofie someone's drink without their consent. AKA "Don't date rape me, bro." Inspired by the bravery, courage, and resilience of Samantha, and all the women and men who stepped forward to share their experiences.

Background: Based on a true story years-in-the-making in Downtown Fullerton, California. see foxladotcom/news/drinks-spiked-at-fullerton-bar-later-raped
Person A: Hey, can you watch me drink?
Person B: Sure thing!
Person A: But don't JP23 me, though!

In solidarity with victims & survivors of sexual assault, we see you, we hear you. Not one more. #MeTooMovement #MeToo
If you're reading this, pass along the message that consent matters! End sexual assault.
by NorthOC4lyfe August 28, 2021
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Please Call Me Red Scarf

Subreddit run by the partially communist eris where people can't decide if they are maoists or khruschevists
is Please Call Me Red Scarf actually communist?
by anonymouse134 February 6, 2021
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Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
mugGet the Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.mug.

pick me

Leanne Jolie Ortega-Wolfsberger (Lolo)
Leanne is so pick me
by snotpickme June 23, 2022
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Dick me girl

The final form of a pick me girl. Instead leveraging the regular “im not like those other girls , im one of the boys” trope she uses sexual proclivities to be accepted by males.
“She got passed around like a blunt and then paid for the bag”
“Yeah she’s a dick me girl”
by Carmen Sider September 10, 2021
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