offering a drowning man a glass of water

doing something that you think is helpful but that only makes the situation worse

She was trying to explain the situation simpler, but it was just like offering a drowning man a glass of water.

by HiddenPaw October 29, 2008

You're a good man, Charlie Brown

Something said to someone who does good and means well but always gets the crap end of things or the short end of the stick. Similar to "Bless your heart."

Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your arm?
Guy 2: I helped my uncle move a couch the other day. He let go, and I fell down the stairs.
Guy 1: Wow, that sucks, man.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I still picked it back up and carried it up the stairs.

Guy 1: You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

by Archer Thornwood. July 29, 2017

Two Man Conga-Line

An allegory for gay sex between males.

Hey, I hear you guys were doing the two man conga-line after New Year’s

by toomanyducks June 19, 2019

Try hard man hoe

Someone who always shows off (does flips etc) dates many girls. Treats them like shit and thinks everyone likes him

My exboyfriend, kalani, was such a try hard man hoe

by Mythic_bitch June 26, 2017

Urban dictonary is good man

they didnt get rid of my dont ban defintion

Urban dictonary is good man

by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019

Da Pish Posh Man

A cool asian guy's nickname on youtube

"Yo have you seen Da Pish Posh Man? He's hilarious"

by pishposhman February 26, 2009

lil man in da boat

Clitoris
Resembling a man in a little boat

Her clit was so big it looked like a lil man in da boat

by rummybum February 14, 2015