Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 1, 2019

i am breaking up with you

when a girls says this shes a thot and a bich

girl:i am breaking up with you

boy: ok thot

by nbvb May 3, 2019

order wet i bin throw

"Order wet i bin throw" is a meme that was created on Food Hub Discord Server. When people try to refund orders from deliveroo, they usually write like a non-native speaker saying stuff like "order wet i bin throw", "thank much", "no speak england". Hundreds of people from the Food Hub server started doing this and it became a meme.

For example (if Patchy is tyring to refund food from Deliveroo):
Deliveroo: Hello, how can I help you?
Patchy: order wet i bin throw
Deliveroo: Thank you for contacting us, I am refunding your food.
Patchy: Thank

by ilovepizzawithpepperoni May 9, 2019

i dond dog

"I dond dog" is a word used by the phat thicc YouTuber Anomaly who recently fucked his dad, and just tweeted "i didnt fuck my papa. i didnt cum on my papa. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my papa."

Papanomaly Hi son, im home.
Anomaly **hiding**
Papanomaly Let's fuck right away!!
Anomaly No, i just lost 1 million subscribers in 24 hours, i dond dog any more!
Papanomaly NONI?!!?!?!

by hiddeNcs May 15, 2019

i never really spoke to him

Exact words zayn malik quoted after he left the band (larry is real and louis tops end of conversation) about the sweetest human(who once tripped over a dog and apologised to it) and killed 33% of the fandom

Directioner 1:we've come so far
Directioner 2 (young) :how far..?
Directioner 1: right from " i know the real you"

To
" i never really spoke to him"

by Louis tops May 16, 2019

wttatr. i

Type this in any group chat to let people know you're the boss and that they can't mess with you.

wttatr. i

by wttatr. i user May 19, 2019

I Thot So

To admit to being a total thot. Also an ironic phrase if someone misspelled “I Thought So.”

Thot: Down to fuck?

Person: Nah, fuck off over there, you thot!
Thot: I thot so!
Person: Yes, yes you are so thotty!

by Pizzazz Of Jazz June 4, 2019