Woof Me

A cute way of asking someone for sex.

Christy: "Who's my good gurl? ;)"

Madelyn: "Woof meeeeee 🐶"

Christy: "Okaay finee, I'll be right over"

by Stingy444 June 20, 2022

Don’t leave me on paused

This is when you are on FaceTime. Then someone yells at you when you accidentally go on Instagram and you leave them on paused. Because they need all the attention from you.

Ali A- DON’T LEAVE ME ON PAUSED JESS

Jess- Oh sorry

by Vineisalive123 July 10, 2018

cobbing me nuts

Sweating profusely

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.

by onkydon1 March 25, 2022

National Day of not touching me the cojones

Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch

National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april

by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019

Me

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Idk you use it quite often in irl Me; im gay

by Cheese liker September 12, 2021

paint me a Birmingham

When a woman cheats on her man and she reconciles by ejaculates on her back.

Maggie cheated on Garry and to reconcile he says he can paint me a Birmingham.

by Fezaroni October 3, 2022

get me a jersey

Get me a Badd bitch

I might just go ahead and get me a Jersey real quick.

by Summeri October 19, 2023