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I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAH!!!!!

You see how I was right about talking to women, right?
Whore "I CHOOSE NOAAAAAAH!!!!! YAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAAAAH!!!!"

Hym "You see how nothing I say to you get you to not choose Noah over me?"

Whore "I CHOOSE NOALALALALALALALALALALALBLUBLUBLUB! AAALALALALALALALALA!"

Hym "Ooooooh MAN! Yeah, I'm clearly the insane person here. I must be the most insane person who has ever lived."

Whore "NOAAAAAAAH!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO TO WOMEEEEEEENAALALALAALALLAALALAL!!"
by Hym Iam June 30, 2025
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I Mean

" I Mean" is virus word that is used as single word to begin every sentence. It replaces "Umm;" and the less virulent "soooo;" that is currently being spread by PHDs, doctors and professors. It's virulence is equivalent to the notorious Valley-girl "Like; " from the 90s.
"I Mean" originated with a white guy who owned lots of cats that lived in the tunnels by the Bronx River. In 2018 he landed an
internship at a New York City Public Radio Station where his constant use of the word "I Mean" spread to it's production staff and news hosts who then infected staff at other Public Radio stations nationally and News hour hosts in British Broadcasting corporations. All things considered, the hosts on the media are basically super-spreaders of this virulent pre-sentence brain fart.
"Max, I mean; I love you."
"I mean; I love you too, Sid."
by thobblem September 16, 2021
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and i oop-

Some random shit VSCO bitches use for some fucking reason
And i oop- just whooped his ass
by Bus9 October 18, 2019
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I once saw the face of God

A poem meme that evokes strong feelings of dorcelessness.
I once saw the face of God. A vast and sudden silence among the noisy heavens.

That evening I dreamt I listened to one side of a conversation I should not have overheard.

I do not watch the stars any more.

I do not look up.
by ComputerWorld March 29, 2024
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I am scared of sleeping

Moaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
by Blueprint7 March 8, 2022
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i ate the axe

An alternative way of saying "I hate the blacks" without sounding racist. Used to bypass filtering system in games (most commonly on Roblox text to speech games, like baer).
The_Bronzong: "i ate the axe"
Tessa: "Well damn"
by ShadowKilla5 and 7xx7 April 28, 2024
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