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me-cesssion

Having to cut back on personal expenses due to the high cost of living.
Jamie is in a me-cesssion as he couldn’t order a latte and uber eats today!
by Sambiase August 14, 2024
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National Show me your boobs day

Show me your boobs day is on April 29th

Go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!
"Hey ally show me your boobs baby it's national show me your boobs day ;)"
by Kid King Kobra April 29, 2022
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Group-me Turrets

Group-me Tourette (too-RET) syndrome is a disorder that involves posting repetitive words & gifs , or phases uncontrollably. For instance, you might repeatedly say Bo, state your on way to work or blurt out unusual sounds or phases in hopes of likes.
I think all my co-workers have group-me turrets
by Anonymous 202192 September 27, 2020
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pick me ass billionaire

someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.

Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).

Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.

Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites

Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!

Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
by venenodelalengua November 7, 2022
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Pick Me

Someone who calls all their friends bestie even though they are not that close
Cindy: Hey bestie!! Hey bestie over there!! Oh hey Jack you’re my bestie too!!! (they were in fact not besties)

John: Wow Cindy is such a pick me, she just calls everyone she knows bestie
by Asian Wendy’s March 31, 2022
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Another term for "I will give you oral sex"
Asian prostitute: oh yeah baby me give you sucky sucky fucky fucky big time
Person: how much.
Asian prostitute: five dolla baby
by tongue24 December 2, 2022
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Give Me Kirk

Giving someone neck, or head. Called Kirk because he got shot in the neck.
Hey shawty, come here and give me Kirk
by iLoveTwinks October 29, 2025
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