SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight. A collective and derogatory term for males (not men) who believe in "patriarchy" have T-shirts that say "This is what a feminist looks like", are the emotional tampon and ultimate friend-zone bench-warmer for any girl who rates over a 5 in attractiveness. These males will always come to the rescue of a physically attractive female regardless of how bad her behaviour is toward other people or him. The SSW thinks he can attract women by being "vulnerable, emotional, and kind". The SSW is the complete opposite of an Alpha male and is secretly detested by every woman.

SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Damn dude, this forum is filled with SSW's who think they can get laid by defending every chick who is cheating on her boyfriend. Fucking pathetic.

by VomitComit May 20, 2020

are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing

A general question asking someone if they are packing more than the common length of a bugle.

Hey Brad, are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing? Rawr!?!

by GlazeHer April 26, 2014

Ass Like a 10 Year Old Boy

A very aesthetically pleasing female arse, reserved only for use by males when regarding females.

"She is fiiiiine, big ol' round titties and an ass like a 10 year old boy."

by Fooliotic September 11, 2005

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

It's a line from a song Called "milkshake". The word milkshake refers to handjobs. That's why its called a "milk" "shake". Once you replace the word milkshake with handjob in the song it's alot easier to understand. This is also why she says, " Damn right, it's better than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge."in this song the girl is boasting about how good she handjobs are

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,

by Christina Cool girl March 26, 2015

crank that soulja boy then superman dat hoe

To masterbate then your name then skeet on a womens back put a blanket on in so when she stands up it sticks and looks like she has a cape

I got sharney to crank that soulja boy then superman dat hoe.

by Casey Burnette December 13, 2007

National A boy gives a girl their hoodie day

A boy has to give a girl their hoodie either a girlfriend, best friend or friend

Girl:you have to give me your hoodie
Boy:ummmm why
Girl:it’s national a boy gives a girl their hoodie day
Boy: ok her...

by Someone random on this earth November 13, 2019

National Spoil Your Boy Bestfriend Day

Spoil your bestfriend, this particular day, your boy bestfriend!

“Why are you so ok with buying me a PS5??”

“Because its national spoil your boy bestfriend day!”

by therealshimshadey December 05, 2020