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I want a real man

What skanks say when thy want a man to financially support them because they don’t have the desire to seek gainful employment. Often they don’t possess the skills or work ethic to hold down a job, but mostly it’s because they are resorting to their skank roots and offering sexual favors in exchange for support because it’s the only thing they know. Often the sexual favors traded are of low quality and most men with the means to support themselves and a female companion will instead find a trophy wife.
Girl A: I am sick of these boys. I want a real man.

Girl B: Me too, I want a man that loves all 300 pounds of me.
by CDC REFUGE September 18, 2018
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man with a toilet on his head

A very Bazzare man with a toilet on his head. Usually a person this appsent minded will have nailed or screwed it on with the assortment of fixtures.
The man with the toilet on his head looked very weird amoungst the other people in the crowd.
by anonymous September 29, 2003
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does iron man love me?

he loves you 3000
you: does iron man love me?
Tony Stark: yes. he loves you 3000
by a.barton July 31, 2019
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Who is the REAL Spider-Man?

The REAL Spider-Man is a Man, Born June 1st, 1984. He is Mulatto (Half Persian, half Cameroonian!) Majored in Psychology, majors in Medicine, currently fighting crime in Romania, he is a proficient speaker of over half a dozen languages, excels at a multitude of sports, including but not limited to, arm-wrestling, MMA, table-tennis, just to name a few. He is the second in a sibship of 6 brothers, and is hiding in plain site, affectionately refered to as Spidey! He is also an avid guitar and chess player.
Who is the REAL Spider-Man? Well, he is responsible for stopping criminals in more counties than one! Sometimes leading to their arrests! At times having to combat several enemies at once, he always emerges victorious.
by Spideyace October 26, 2011
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Hairy Man Bum Pie

by Anonymous July 18, 2003
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The most beautiful man on Earth

The most beautiful man on Earth,

Ezra Miller from;

Year Title Role

2008 Afterschool; Robert
2008 Californication; Damien TV series; 5 episodes
2009 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit; Ethan Morse TV series; Episode: "Crush"
2009 City Island; Vince Jr.
2009–2010 Royal Pains; Tucker Bryant TV series; 5 episodes
2010 Every Day; Jonah
2010 Beware the Gonzo; Eddie 'Gonzo' Gilman
2011 Another Happy Day; Elliot Hamptons
2011 We Need to Talk About Kevin; Kevin Khatchadourian
2012 The Perks of Being a Wallflower; Patrick
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Crazy J and Shan the Man

A remarkably good looking, intelligent, and desirable duo hailing from Western Pennsylvania. The two share a biting wit and undeniably good taste. They are better than most other people, but are friendly and sociable with those not as blessed, nonetheless. This duo comes as a package deal and are rarely seen apart, though, on such rare occasions, if engaged in conversation they will undoubtedly only converse about the other.
Dude, did you see Crazy J and Shan the Man today? They're so fucking rad.
by ylyayp4eva October 8, 2008
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