DONT CALL ME NEEDY

something that needle from bfdi says when she is called needy then slaps whoever said thad

Hey, needy!
Needle: DONT CALL ME NEEDY *slap*

by ass ault December 11, 2023

help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.

Could you help me funk

by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016

go on without me

What someone says when they are going to leave someone alone in their journey.

Whether it's because they hate their guts, or because there is something preventing them from assisting said person (usually a fatal injury in the movies), the phrase usually stays the same.

Person 1: *gets stabbed in the heart*
Person 2: NO, 1!!! NOOO!!!
Person 1: G-go on without me... *dies*

by an extremely depressed bandu May 19, 2023

Edu-me-cation

Being a catalyst of self education

My edu-me-cation stems from childhood to the classroom

by Wadeline September 29, 2018

Adopt me

More like.. scam me!! Hah.. get it..? Uh.. okay..
Adopt me is a game where you pay an extreme ammount for pets and torture them while making neons! Yay!
So much fun ay? Well, after you make your MEGA NEON SHADOW FROST DRAGON FLY RIDE WITH EXTRA CINNAMON,
You get trust traded! And then… Scammed!! Slayyyyyy!

Person A: hey! Wanna play adopt me?
Person B: do you wanna get scammed?
Person A: umm… no….?
Person B: okay then!
Person A: so do you want to play or not?
Person B: no idiot

by Yoimiya! October 29, 2022

feeding me cabbage

The act of perpetrating a con on someone. Blowing smoke up someone's ass.

Are you telling me the truth, or are you feeding me cabbage?

by valiant thor December 1, 2014

Follow me i know the way.

Follow me i know the way is mainly used by pedophiles and rapists as a way to lure in smaller children that are lost by telling them that they know the way.

Pedophile walks up to a lost child

Pedophile: "Hi are you alright?"

Child: "No sir im lost!"

Pedophile: "Follow me i know the way."

by DirtyFlipFlops January 24, 2017