jjang jjang man boong boong

A professional term used by only genius people, like min suga or min yoongi of BTS.

SUGA: jjang jjang man boong boong

by Yamara Aragashi December 15, 2017

texas man's pot pie

when a man shits in a girl's vagina then eats it out

Dude... I gave sally a texas man's pot pie....it tasted like shit

by T-Brat April 5, 2007

does iron man love me?

he loves you 3000♡

you: Tony? does iron man love me?
Tony Stark: yes. he loves you 3000

by a.barton July 31, 2019

Poor Man's Jesus Phone

the coolest way to say "ipod touch"

-DUDE! You got a Jesus Phone?
-Nah, I got the Poor Man's Jesus Phone

by Parker Nash Brown March 30, 2008

1 man 1 hydraulic press

It's a video of... you know what, I think you know the point of what I'm trying to say
1. The man is drugged so he can't move

2. he got crushed

me: hey have u seen 1 man 1 hydraulic press?
someone: no, is it like 1 man 1 jar
me: look...
Someone: watches vid...
Someone: i'm never going to look at hydraulic presses the same way again.

by MousePadKing September 23, 2018

cocky titty frockie man

A pre -op transexual who has a cock tits and a frock

by her five o'clock shadow I could see she was clearly a cocky titty frockie man!

by derwisch April 25, 2006

pee pee poo poo man

A man made of of pee pee, and of poo poo. Cousin of slender man. They say if you stand in the toilet and fart three times he appears. He torture's you by reaching up your ass and grabbing your tongue. He folds you inside out, while you lick your ass in the process. Beware the Pee pee poo poo man.

Person 1: Its the Pee Pee Poo Poo man!

Person 2: Holy shit!

by The real budge January 20, 2017