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fuck me dad

When you forget the 'dy' when sexting.
man: hey bbg
girl: omg im so horny
girl: fuck me dad
man: bitch im not ur dad
girl: sorry i meant to type daddy
man: we're done whore
by arkenbarben September 23, 2020
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by Adujasty343 July 18, 2025
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Me

Another dream
When I can accompany

You there…
Never doubt the love from me!!!
by a dream and 💔 July 20, 2024
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Susie me

Word of recent origin: When a woman holds a man’s perineum for long periods of time while stroking his shaft. Not a reference to the female name but to a corruption of “sues me”. Referring to usually long length of legal litigation as a masturbatory act. Originated in some Southern US legal circles.
I asked her to Susie me and it took a while but he blew my briefs.
by Countkrolock July 10, 2025
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pick me

by shutthefkup August 7, 2022
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sneezed the life out of me

When you sneeze really hard, like you sneezed the life out of yourself
*Person Sneezes*
Person: Christ! I just sneezed the life out of me!
by Team Saveea August 14, 2017
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help me

do not help them at all costs
not cool guy - HELP ME PLEASE HE HAS A GUN
cool guy - this joke is so old bro
by pygmysquidreal November 29, 2023
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