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Frost my beard

When a man with a full beard eats a women out and her discharge covers his beard creating a frosted look.
I’d let her frost my beard.
by JPPdaddy January 7, 2022
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old brown beard

While a guy is going down on a girl, and she sharts, turning his chin brown.
I was eating out this chick, and she gave me an old brown beard.
by E Dollar May 20, 2010
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Epic Beard Man

67 Year old Vietnam Vet. Who beat up some black person on a bus. He also was tasered at a ballpark for being super badass. EBM is the new world order. He is also AMBER LAMPS. He is our king.
>>Hey did you hear about what happened to that black guy in that bus the other day?
> Yeah. Epic Beard Man owned that d00d.
by GOEBM. February 17, 2010
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ZZ Top beard

a very long beard that grows for years without ever being cut. Guitarist Billy Gibbons and Dusty Hill of the band ZZ Top both sport this type of beard, way down past their bellies. They've been growing them out since 1974 if not before. In the 80s they were offered millions of dollars by a razor company if they'd shave the beards off. They declined. Their famous facial hair made the band notorious when they made those videos for the album "Eliminator". Ironically ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard has no beard, he's usually clean-shaven.
That Vietnam vet who ferries a go-cart service at the Veterans Administration clinic parking lot has a ZZ Top beard.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 20, 2008
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Wicked Dragons Beard

A large beard like protrusion of hair from the anus.
Dude, I've got a wicked dragons beard going on down there!
by Lectins Toad September 21, 2009
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Bearded New Yorker

According to Artie, its a racial slur for a Jewish person. Yea right.
I saw a whole group of Bearded New Yorkers taking Subcutex today.
by engine7 August 17, 2008
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Comb your beard

Slang for “Calm down”, usually used in Ebonics.
Charles: OMG WHY DID YOU WALK OUT OF THE ROOM?
Dwayne: Comb your beard mutha fucka, I was hungry!
by Kevin16 September 28, 2006
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