Ducks in here

The excuse you should use when you let out a large fart that sounds close enough to a quack that it could pass for a duck.

(Fart) "Bro, there must be some ducks in here"
"You disgust me..."

by KEATOR November 27, 2012

drop your tail here's your mail

When one person places mail inside the rectal cavity of their partner immediately after engaging in an act of sex.

angry sex forced sex forced entry insertions chain letter

while engaged in doggy style sex, the *angry "rear" partner pulls out and quickly forces ANY piece of mail (regular mail, advertisements, boxed package) into the anal cavity of the front partner while saying "Drop your tail here's your mail"!!

Under ordinary circumstances the immediate, uncontrollable, unconditioned reflex is to drop tail.

*NOTE: the majority of the time the ""rear" partner has just received a piece of mail officially addressed to the "front" partner. The mail is always addressed from a secret lover.

If you never get it, just be thankful.

by krappykrieger October 18, 2010

Comming over here

Something that is used when you are with 7th and 8th graders who are inappropriate.

Billy: I'm comming over here!
Sarah: OMG Ewww I'm taken >:(
Billy: I was going over to my friend... >:(

Sarah: Oh! Sorry!

by Skoyler :) April 22, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>You WIll Be done Here WIth Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>You WIll Be done Here WIth Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>You WIll Be done Here WIth Me<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

Here Town

A small town in the USA bordered by qrrbrbirlbel, founded by Lyco Jsxbot in 1836.
It's most notably the living place for the 3 Jaxbot Boys (Aiden, Jaxon, and Kenny), as it means on the Here Town flag (a striped pattern of green, red, and blue.)

"Hey bro, you coming to my party this weekend?"
"Naw, sorry dude. I'm going to Here Town for a vaycay"

by David Twerkbuttz June 29, 2022

<.7.6.9.7.>I Am Done Here With Everything<.7.6.9.7.>

<.7.6.9.7.>I Am Done Here With Everything<.7.6.9.7.>

<.7.6.9.7.>I Am Done Here With Everything<.7.6.9.7.>

by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

I have no idea --- I just work here

Then you SHOULD know (duh)!

It isn't fair to employ people to work for you, but then not tell them all of the basic stuff about your establishment, thus obliging them to sometimes humiliatedly reply, "I have no idea --- I just work here" when queried about something related to your company's operations or policies. Any employee should be able to answer most frequently-asked questions about your place of business that might logically be posed by the general public.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019