turn his lights on

Fuck him/her

she looks at him lustfully thinking of how she could turn his lights on

by A.Artsy December 18, 2017

The May Turn

Anyone who realises what they have just said or done has gone down like a lead balloon and does the May turn faster than Johan Cruyff.

I will be a difficult woman and push for a hard Brexit, no, I'm doing the May Turn please, please, please prop up my government.

by waynemeister June 10, 2017

turn on your filter

A phrase used to tell someone to think about what they say before saying it.

Dude, turn on your filter there are children here!

Keep your filter on when in the holocaust museum.

by Shaggytron May 21, 2018

turn into CHEESE

Do it.

He will bite your ass and you'll turn into CHEESE

by Bitchiest bitch in town February 6, 2022

turn off your notifications

If you don’t wanna get notifications from me, turn off your notifications. It’s not that hard. If you don’t want me sending you messages, stop screaming at me and TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS OFF.

if you don’t want to hear my messages, turn off your notifications.
Example:
person 1: im watching tv stop texting me
person 2: okay im gonna send you some stuff to see later so turn your notifications off.
person 1 (5 minutes later): STOP TEXTING ME OMGGGG
person 2: I said to turn your notifications off is it that hard?

person 1: stop texting me already.
person 2: I wasn’t texting you until you texted me randomly 5 minutes later. I stopped!
person 1 (9 minutes later): ugh im trying to spend some quality time with my family would you stop!
person 2: *writes this*

(I’m person 2 🙂)

by NikitaGaveMeApples! August 4, 2022

bermudez u-turn

When the world pisses you off so much you turn around, go home, and call in sick to work.

Bro #1: These people are idiots on the road.
Bro #2: Just hit a Bermudez U-Turn and call in sick.

by afrodan April 8, 2024

Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.

Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.

Get out and about and enjoy how big and beautiful the world around you really is. If you make a point of smiling at everyone you meet, even strangers, the universe will make a point of smiling at you, and smiles could easily turn into dollars.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025