Turtle Ring

Turtle ring, what happens to an engagment ring after a husband to be is caught cheating.

I spent 25K on the turtle ring.

by Joeballs July 5, 2010

Turtle-fern

an individual that reminds you of a turtle. This individual eats like a turtle, pointing their lips out while taking small little bites. Their diet consists of mostly salads.

Marcus McKinney is a Turtle-fern.

by Chippity Chop December 28, 2010

Turtle Day

n. - A day to yourself where you stay in your metaphorical "shell" and do only what you want to do.

Typically, a person will stay in bed with a laptop and/or pen and paper. Maybe under blankets (like the turtle's shell)

Today, I didn't want to go to class or work, so I took a Turtle Day as my roommate brought me food in bed and I doodled all day. It was well deserved and rephreshing

I heard you're stressed out, why not take a Turtle Day? It can help you wind out!

by Saile February 26, 2011

Turdlike

The ability to offend the offendable while engaging in average daily conversation or activities with your peers.

He was deemed to be turdlike simply by displaying a picture on an internet forum that appealed to the masses, but offended a few.

by 24Campfire February 28, 2011

Turtle Shuffle

When you have a shit trying to poke out of your anus and you are trying to shuffle slowly to the crapper before it comes completely out.

Dude I had to crap so bad I was doing the turtle shuffle to the bathroom.

by Maple Backwoods September 14, 2011

Turdliness

The act of being a real turd

"Your turdliness is really turdy."

"My cat's turdliness almost got him thrown out of the house."

by $m@rt@leck April 19, 2012

Turtle in Chief

nickname for any cue ball that's in charge.

"That power tripping chrome dome thinks pushing us around can increase sales figures!"

"Waddya gonna do? he's the turtle in chief"

by Billy Deez "nuts" Williams December 18, 2012