Taco Fail

A more appropriate name for every 20 year old drunk or stoned college student's favorite 3am fast food spot (i.e. Taco Bell)

Guy#1: We're going to Taco Fail, want to come with us?
Guy#2: No thanks, I like my asshole intact

by ELEVENTHKNIGHT February 28, 2019

Failed First

If a girl doesn't break her hymen in their first sexual experience, leaving the girl a virgin. While the male lost his.

This usually happens when the guy has a small dick, and break the hymen

Girl: I don't feel anything
Boy: It's so good

Boy: Wait, you didn't feel anything

Girl: yea, I think that means i failed first

by AbbuTheWuvly June 12, 2018

Fail Parade

when a series of things that could go wrong do, causing the day or week or lifetime to be a complete and utter failure.

1 - Shit man, what are the odds that many things would go wrong?
2 - yeah, classic Fail Parade.

by Electric Whizbanger 9001 June 11, 2018

FAIL

First

Attempt

In

Learning

"I just failed my exam"
"It's ok to FAIL you just have to continue studying"

by bigdaddyfailure December 12, 2019

You people are a fail

People accusing you of being an unfit partner when they all high as a kite.
When you get up every battling with depression and still do your best you can as a mom. You work till late making sure you can get school fees payed and your kids have clothes.

You people are a fail

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 3, 2019

Epic fail

Kim Seyoon aka Wow (the Italian fake), because he's always an epic fail. Just go to his profile, there's nothing to explain.

You're just an epic fail like Seyoon.

by daeficiente October 17, 2017

WG Fail

When a a person tells a person or group of people about someone that they made up

My friend pulled a huge WG Fail when he told me about a girl he met.

by Tim Tam Boshi May 25, 2017