Three way Banjo Battle

A very serious and ertotic Sexual position involving a Banjo, Jar of Mayo, A poodle, An albino Goat, A tennis Racket, A digereedoo, A quart of Milk, and an opening statement By Billy Crystal

Hey man Im so excited for the Three Way Banjo Battle tonight! Im totaly bringing the Goat!

by Bummer1 December 29, 2010

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Three Legged Hooker

A three legged hooker is a mythical creature that pirates talk about when drinking grog (a delicious pirate drink) or when trying to impress other pirates and/or winches. Technically, the only thing stranger than a three legged hooker is two pro baseball players making out on national television. Manny farmers believe that would mark the beginning of the Armageddon.

By the time the keg of grog was gone, each pirate had told a story about the three legged hooker.

by Dildo Backpacker April 7, 2011

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Three D's

conversations that are Deep, Dumb, or about Dicks.

-What are you two texting about ?
-Just the Three D's
-Ohh, got itt

by eswizzle July 13, 2011

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Three Finger Bang

When three fingers is used to bang your girlfriend. The thumb for the clit. The point finger for the vagina. The middle finger for the anus. Used for multiple pleasure.

Also known as the Three Legged Dolphin.

Tom: I'm going to three finger bang you so hard.
Cindy: Yeah Tom, you know I love that shit!

by Hansie_kint February 26, 2013

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three balls

Markiplier's rare condition.

Person one:Wow did you hear of that guys who has three balls???
Horny girl:Yea I'd like him to fuck me
Person one:WTF

by LIFESUCKSGETOVERIT December 14, 2016

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Three-Fifths Compromise

Penatraiting a man or a woman with three-fifths of your penis is not considered cheating.

I told her I was married, and she would have to settle for the three-fifths compromise.

by Creamy white center June 28, 2017

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three generations

when someone has sexual relations with three generations of one family.

person 1 -did you head about that lad, he done 3g with that girl?
person 2 -wait what is 3g?
person 1- 3g is where you have sex with the daughter, mum and nan its three generations!!!
person 2 - what a hero!!!

by fuck knows some lad August 20, 2017

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