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Four-button-shirt

A shirt with 2 pockets where each pocket has 2 buttons. Wearing these unnecessary additional ornamental buttons is a clear indication that the individual is attempting to overcompensate... for something. Generally used when the source of overcompensate is unknown. May also be used anytime a person says or does something you don't like, but you can't think ofor a good way to punish them.
"Sounds like something a four-button-shirt guy would say."

"I like those big tires on your truck... they go well with your four-button-shirt."

"Oh, she rejected you? Time to pull out the four-button-shirt."
by whitecloudsharpie May 19, 2016
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Dirt shirt

Some shit billy and Matthew don’t wanna tell me
“We shouldn’t ever tell thot mommy what dirt shirt means
by uwuboy November 12, 2020
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Brown shirts

Did you see those ANTIFA guys go full on brown shirts on that shop keeper? That will teach him to believe in freedom.
by 80's rock November 29, 2022
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Texas T-Shirt

Usually a Texas T-Shirt is given to a female with a flat chest. A male or female must take a shit on her chest and then mold the shit into breasts. This practice is mainly found in South America.
I gave her a texas t-shirt and she got so turned on!
by TitsMcGee6969 November 16, 2010
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Batman Shirt Theory

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Any person who is seen wearing a batman shirt in the public setting has a tendency to be automatically perceived as a threat by mentally ill persons, specifically those with a co-morbid diagnoses of schizophrenia, paranoid type, and psychopathy.

Joker-perpetrator

The joker has paranoid delusions rooted around the thought that the person wearing the batman shirt is some morally authoritative figure trying to restrict the joker's rights for the purpose of maintaining justice. The joker has a natural tendency towards attention seeking behaviors, impulsivity, and sadism.

The Hero-batman fan

Realistically, the hero is more often than not a passive idealist with fantasies of being this "morally authoritative figure" or hero. These beliefs tend to escalate to the extent of grandiose delusions, specifically during times of increased stress. Such persons experience a significant tendency towards being involved with conflict, especially with the joker and personalities alike.

Batman/Joker Conflict

The hero and the joker experience severe emotional and psychological restlessness, arising from their different attitudes. The hero favors fairness and stability whereas the joker prefers selfish gratification and chaos. The grandiose delusions of the hero and the paranoid delusions of the joker conflict with each other, resulting in escalating conflict all influenced by a simple shirt.
Batman Shirt Theory Example:

A. The hero with the batman shirt experiences grandiose delusions that he is obligated to solve every conflict in order to promote fairness and justice.

B. The joker sees the batman shirt and experiences paranoid delusions of oppression that restricts his individuality.

C. I may be delusional for making a case out of this. Point is, you can rationalize anything...
by lhukmai October 20, 2012
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Shirt Squirter

A bacon and runny egg bap. Deliberately squirts egg yolk on your shirt when you innocently try to eat it.
Do you want a shirt squirter from the canteen?!
by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020
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Hawaiian Shirt Anomaly

Although a rational man such as Phill is unlikely to fall for superstitions, his dedication to BL5 and the effort that he has put into improving it might cause an anomaly to occur. This anomaly might cause unreasonable amount of downtimes and seemingly impossible situations where there can only be one possible reason... Someone has the Hawaiian shirt on.
Carlos: Wears the Hawaiian shirt to the office once.
Phil: Knows that the line will break down and tells Carlos
Line actually breaks down and Carlos learns the lesson of the Hawaiian Shirt Anomaly.
by Carlos_Tesla July 17, 2024
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