Chase

A lonely guy who will never find love and will die a virgin. He is a menace to society and nobody really likes him unless they play sports with him or his mother or just a couple of idiots. He is a nerd and is a try hard in school and in gym class for no reason at all. He is pretty cute tho.

Someone: I will float you and fuck you in the ass
Chase: It actually isn't possible to make a living human being on planet earth float.
Someone: Shut up or i'll shoot you

Chase: If you are gonna shoot me i prefer the double shaxkling 2285, its the most effective and very heavy duty.

by Austin_fucked_my_brother January 29, 2022

Chase’s dick

…there’s nothing to see here

“Have you seen Chase’s dick?”
“Wdym?”

by SamHodgsen13 May 3, 2022

Chase is on the case

A phrase that is used by a German Shepherd who is a cop, when he goes on a mission.

"Chase is on the case!" -Paw Patrol, (2013-Now)

by Diane Foxington March 19, 2022

chase

Chase... Where do I even start? Chase is a loving guy with a huge heart but a small dick. (don't forget about that ass tho) He is often hiding his feelings and trying to come across as "manly" when really on the inside he is slowly picking himself apart. From a best friend's point of view, he is all they could ever ask for and more. He is kind, loving, and always making sure you're safe. Chase is one of those guys that every girl wishes they had. A guy named Chase is definitely a virgin but he could get any girl if he really wanted to. He has no rizz but he doesn't need it. He is able to just be himself and every girl will fall for him. Chase loves adventure and is down for anything. He is cautious yet loves to live life on the edge. He is honestly a ride-or-die. If you have a Chase in your life never let go. Whether you end up marrying him or he is your flower boy you need him forever. I know I do.

yo have you met chase?

No not yet!
Oh just wait dude he is the best.

by pp.123 July 11, 2023

chase

A drink used to stop the burning sensation of alcohol.
Often juice or pop.

You got chase? This vodka burns my throat.

by fundayzz June 18, 2018

Pulling a chase

Instalocking Jett and getting 0 first bloods.

"Can you believe we lost last game?"
"Yeah that jett was pulling a chase and he no comm'd"
"Oh you guys didn't stand a chance then"

by nosstrafe June 30, 2022

Chase

SKUDD GOD!

BRO YOU KNOW CHASE?
OH YEAH HE SKUDDY ASF.

by Beee.G. November 29, 2021