jason bacon

jason bacon is an ugly fake rat and no one likes him he will never not be fake and he is the ugliest person in the world

person: hey you know jason bacon?

person 2: yeah i hate him he’s so fake and annoying

by jasmine bum December 1, 2019

strip-of-bacon

Belongs to women who know they would have a hairy pussy and they would get hair old men with 5in cocks because they didn't have buzz saws back in the day.

The strip of bacon came fomr the jungle of mystery.

by Colin Fitzgerald May 17, 2003

bacon and eggs

while you are skull f*cking a girl you are warming up your load (aka bacon) and then you suddenly pull out and place the eggs on her forehead (T-bagg her!!)

She woke up in the morning and despised the bacon and eggs delightfully given to her with love.

by Taylor Mckenzie April 5, 2008

Tofu Bacon

An extremely contemporary word for "cool" replacing "what's shakin' bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium.

"What's shakin' tofu bacon?"
"Not much, man, that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!"

by The holy pancake batman October 9, 2008

Bacon Strips

Another word or "stretch marks".

After Lenda had the baby her stomach was covered in becon strips.

by lilshizzy July 19, 2004

Dirty Bacon

Term used to describe the act of performing oral sex on a girl during her time of the month.

"Damn, that guy Danny that works for the lawnmower company... he left me hangin on our study night to go eat some dirty bacon! What a spaz!"

by daileyml April 26, 2007

jessica bacon

This girl, you might as well take a seat, is something else, she is truly the most amazing girl you'll ever meet. The first thing you'll notice is her eyes, careful they are very easy to get lost in. The next thing would have to be her smile, it literally lights up the room and is the cutest thing ever. Next is her laugh, now that will have you tripping over yourself because it's the most adorable thing ever. Her body, well It's perfect we are going to leave it at that ;) She is by far the kindest girl ever, she's very smart, she's really funny, you can really have a good time with her. This girl is also the most loving girl you'll know, she treats her man like he's the only guy in the world and he is lucky to have her. This girl is one of a kind, and she truly is a gift from God

Guy 1
Do you see her i think thats jessica bacon, daaaamn

Mr.Bacon
Piss off, shes mine

by Sweatybridge January 25, 2017