Austin Osborn

The prettiest woman in the world, she doesn't know her own self worth. Austin Osborn is a flirt but is scared by 7-inch-candy bars.

"Wowah that girl is pretty, who is she?"
"That's Austin Osborn"

by Help-i'm-dying April 20, 2018

Austin, MN

Austin, Minnesota (No, not Texas) is a small town in southern Minnesota with a population of around 25k people. Home to the Fortune 500 company HORMEL, which often causes the town to smell of meat. As SPAM is one of the main products made by the company, the city as been nicknamed SPAMTOWN, USA “Where Hawaiians go for vacation!” With a large newly built SPAM museum downtown for public visitation. The city is rich with history and culture featuring many communities of different ethnicities around the world. Riverland Community College, The Paramount Theatre, the Hormel Home, The Nature Center and The Old Mill are all different areas of interest one should check out when visiting this pleasant Midwestern town.

Person 1: “Hello! Where are you from?”

Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”

Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”

by Chaotic_Cat July 22, 2021

Austin Filter

Austin Filter is the spawn of the evil morgorath and is extremely gay. if you ever meet austin filter make sure your wearing a chasity belt or you will be anally raped by his chode.

"that Austin Filter guy is super gay". Yeah, I heard he raped half the schools freshmen

by dicple of Gordan Ramsay May 30, 2018

austin sheehan

A Fat fucker that shits his ass on ps4 all day that's in college

You're being such a austin sheehan!

by Srndn3 January 8, 2020

austin pierce

A true badass, that probably likes to fish and is a true lady killer, someone who generally does not give a fuck!

Damn, who is that stud fisherman over there? He must be austin pierce.

by Marlin man March 22, 2017

Austin

Austin is a very loving and sweet person. He is one of the nicest guy you will ever meet. He is so funny and loves memes. He is a cute little animal.

Austin- woofs
Me-* pets*

by rasberrylollipop November 27, 2022

Austin

Austin, the only man who can make you smile while crying. He’s always there for you no matter what the situation is. His smile can light up your face. His dark brown eyes, they’re just so deep and emotional. His teeth shine when he laughs. His body movements are so dorky yet so cute. He’s very loyal and funny. He makes you feel like the only one he’s got. His style is casual yet flavorful. He likes to wear black with small color pops and most definitely some nice jewelry to complete the fit. His hair is kept together in a nice style- always. Austin is very, very smart. He has a big future and so much more.

i love you austin. i’ll wait however long it takes until we can possibly be together..

by ilyilyaustinlolol November 22, 2021