Austin

A guy that pulls girls without his own knowledge. Probably smart too. Give your fellow Austin a goodnight kiss.

"OMG, is that guy named Austin?"
"Yeah, I'm gonna give him a good night kiss."
"Me too, what a cool guy."

by ihatecatdoghotdog April 25, 2023

Austinism

Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.

That poor boy, he must have austinism.

by Katfartsalot May 12, 2024

Austin

A big dickhead who usually doesn’t give a shit about any body but his self

That big dick over there is fucking my mom Austin get you lazy fat ass over here

by Ahhhhhhhthatsthespot April 21, 2020

Austin

A faggot who hunts duck and is a redneck fuck.

Oh that Austin is such a duck hunter

by Potatoboi2847 May 11, 2018

Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.

"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."

by BangalangMan February 14, 2025

austin

amazing person and camo pants

austin is wearing camo pants

by MLGT April 4, 2022

Austin

A guy who doesn't listen to you when you give him real advice. He tends to go the way he wants to with his choices rather than whats best. May cheat on you so beware!

Did you hear that Austin cheated AGAIN?

by TheAudacityYouHave February 28, 2022