blue waffle

an infectious diesease caused by nasty sexual intercourse

person 1:have you heard from lil joe?

Person 2: No! i heard he got the BLUE WAFFLE!

or...

Yo, we drinking tonight lil joe?
no, i got the blue waffle

by stephybaby June 27, 2011

red waffle

when a women is menstrating

also refer to blue waffle

Jack: dude, did you see Jackie

David: I know, she must have a red waffle

by mhwahahaha May 11, 2010

waffle lips

Pussy Lips, as herd on Scary Movie

Jan has some tasty waffle lips

by snowman_970 April 15, 2008

couch waffle

a girl who only packs major cram-age in her waffle on a couch.

a couch waffle is a girl that only packs major cram-age in her vagina on couches.

by shankeeannlynn December 5, 2010

Waffle-time

The best time of the day!

Me: "Waffle-time, Waffle-time! Won't you have some waffles on mine!?"

Ricky: "No."

:(

by Sully:) May 16, 2009

cunt waffle

Somebody who everybody hates or dislikes

Ashley and genna are such cunt waffles

by lullage99 February 21, 2015

twhat waffle

a waffle lodged in the vagina of a bittie

can i eat your twhat waffle jane??

by Trevor costa July 22, 2006