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Tri valley

Tri valley is one of if not the worst run school in nys. The staff are as practically stupid as the kids who receive little to no real education. The administrators are crooked and take bribes from students and parents who are more on the wealthy side or have family who are active law enforcement. The school is rampant with drug trafficking and illegal activities. There is practically a fight or some sort of violence everyday on campus. Racism and sexism are very much prevalent among the entire community. Bullying, harassment and sexual abuse make the school borderline dangerous and unacceptable. The students are far from welcoming or nice. The girls are practically all run arounds. mental health and social support is a joke in this school. No one cares. The school is run like shit and and despite people saying it’s improving it is not in the slightest. This school gets a fat F
by The New York hillbilly March 22, 2023
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Mohawk Valley Community College

a community college located in one of the top three worst locations in New York state; Utica. You’ve heard the stories, Bianca Devins, the Machete Man, etc etc. it’s horrible. The staff and professors are very helpful and understanding compared to most colleges and classes are okay. The DORMS however… are the absolute WORST. It is prison like with no ac, fluorescent lights, the worst color scheme imaginable, no elevators, and the list goes on. And the students residing in the dorms are a different breed. They’re loud, rude, and inconsiderate of everyone else’s feelings. It’s just bad. Just commute to the college.
“I go to Mohawk Valley Community College.”
“MVCC? What are you, stupid?”
by Mlexelee January 16, 2023
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South Valley Slammer

The alter-ego of the infamous Sidewalk Slammer. You drink half of a 40oz Corona and fill the rest with tequila. Once you finish, you smash the bottle.
Hey John are you down for South Valley Slammers tonight? I’m trying to get after it.
by Quagmire Fritchenstein January 31, 2023
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Ice cream valley

A type of gay porn, where one man cums inbetween the other mans cheeks
Top: i'm gonna ice cream valley that ass
Bottom: fuck yeah!!
by thegrizzman February 4, 2023
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fountain valley high school

smart asses with rich mommy and daddys and occasionally hang in HB or Irvine
"What high school do you go to?" "fountain valley high school" "Oh, your crazy smart" "No I'm not, I have one B.. my parents are gonna kill me"
by bobapatrol February 13, 2023
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Valley Park School

A school in Maidstone, Kent where everyone reeks of BO, smashes their iPads and is generally annoying. A place where people also think that they are better than everyone else.
A: I got moved to Valley Park School.
B: I feel bad for you.
by secretsome1 October 8, 2023
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Juniata Valley

A school in Alexandria, PA, that's wreaks with the small of cow shit, unshaved whore pussy, and gangsta redneck middle-of-nowhere kids.
Often you'll encounter the group of basic white bitches who are as two-faced as any crystal bitch who describes the definition of a Gemini. It's not uncommon for them to suck a cock like it's the last one on Earth. Many look like crack babies.

You may find band kids who are social rejects and start drama in their clique that nobody enjoys due to their ridiculous amounts of snowflakeness.

Often you may be barked at or tortured by the boys for being an outsider. Which is basically if you aren't smoking a USB stick from China and aren't playing football.

Hell on Earth.
Dude, I went to Juniata Valley since 6th grade. It's Hell.
by sexybeans October 14, 2023
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