Unicorn

An Olympic Lifter or CrossFit Athlete who has hit themselves in the forehead with Barbell.

Welcome to the Unicorn club

by anonymous August 3, 2022

Ancient unicorn man

A gay man who is over the age of 50 and is into campy or stereotypically "feminine" things like dressing up or make-up. keep in mind that this word shall not be used as a slur or part of hate speech, instead used as an identity term like "bear" or "Twink"

Person 1: my grandpa was actually nominated the oldest ancient unicorn man of the year!
Person 2: neat!

by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025

dank unicorn

Cool, special and unique, but not to be confused with cutting unicorns

You are a dank unicorn.

by Dickdick62 October 21, 2017

terrorist unicorn

The act of giving someone a rim job while holding their penis above your head as if you were a unicorn, and while doing said rim job screaming like you are gonna detonate a bomb; i.e. la-la-la-la-la-la

Friend: "How was your date last night?"
Me: "It was terrifying and great!"
Friend: "What happened?"
Me: "She gave me a terrorist unicorn!"

by WandObi March 1, 2018

Slippery unicorn

When a man puts a melted ice cream cone on his head and penetrates her with it woman's vaginal chamber while screaming, "I am an invincible unicorn!!!"

Jack pulled a slippery unicorn and everyone looked at him with absolute disgust

by DuckLord500 May 30, 2024

The Unicorn

In the act of intercourse, when a man will cum along the eyebrows of his woman connecting them. Like mustard on a hotdog

“Yo Josh, after the party last night I gave Jessica “The Unicorn.”

by MoreThan46 April 28, 2025

Upright unicorn

When a man inserts a sounding rob into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's

James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a notch and perform the Upright unicorn on FaceBook Live.

by cornballDogsitterslut.com March 27, 2024