painted hero

Celebrity who thinks they are heroic because of the characters they play;
Sports figures
fake hero
comic book characters

These celebrity sycophants wouldn't know a painted hero from a real one.

by MadSlasher October 16, 2020

paint

a refreshing drink

i just drank paint

by aqwsdrtyhji8thgfdrtyu October 13, 2020

Painting the Shaft

Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows vaginal and/or anal missionary sex. See also; Greasing the Pole, and Buttered Sausage.

I accidentally walked in on Gerald “painting the shaft” after he pulled out of Mikey’s asshole and nutted all over his boner.

by Grundlethunder October 21, 2025

Painted troll fat

Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.

I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!

by Zozothecat July 22, 2021

Junkie war paint

When a junkie accidentally wipes the soot and ash from smoking smack (H) on tinfoil across their face, resembling war paint.

Check out that bum… he’s looking like a skid row Apache with that “junkie war paint” on his face.

by McCarthy giagantadick January 8, 2022

Roman Paint Job

To paint, write, or otherwise mark upon any structure, vehicle, or surface, in order to protest fascism of anykind.

Damn, did you see what happened to the cyber truck? Someone gave it a Roman Paint Job because fElon Musk is a NAZI!

by Anonymous Painter March 11, 2025

Paint job

Smears of fecal matter on a guy's penis after anal sex.

Brendon: Shit, that slut gave me a paint job!
Marilyn: dork!

by Spice cowboy February 8, 2023