milking the bull

translated from the olde Dutch idiom. Expecting impossible results.

John was milking the bull when he thought he could win a karaoke contest when he had a case of laryngitis.

by Klaust70 February 22, 2013

Milk Roaring

The act of pouring a litre of milk into a woman's vagina while she does a handstand and then fisting her until it erupts out like a volcano.

Myles: "Hey man did you see that awesome video online with that chick doing a handstand?"

Giles: "Ya, her Milk Roaring vagina was super impressive. It got some pretty ridiculous height."

by thechampman January 24, 2011

Milk Run

When you sleep with multiple woman in a row, all at different addresses, in quick succession.

x did a milk run the other night and was fully drained when they finished.

I have a few people I’m seeing and think I’ll try a milk run to see them all tonight.

by Plucked Chook March 6, 2021

Peepee milk

Peepee milk is the private Christian school way of saying sperm. It is more family friendly and also makes the kids giggle

As Django climaxes his peepee milk is sprayed upon his lover

by A sour dude named Lemon September 12, 2016

Soggy Milk

Where you cum in a glass then pour milk in and drink it.

Man when I saw Jerry brave enough to down that glass of soggy milk I decided to try it to.

by J Pup January 7, 2021

milk cartons

Breasts, Boobs, Jugs. Milk comes out of the breast, so milk cartons.

My milk cartons are so huge he asked to suck them.

by HitchHiking January 21, 2015

dunk in milk

when a women gets cumed(skeeted) on by like 5 guys

eww dont go with her,she got dunk in milk by like a billion guys

by Shizz Matic August 21, 2006