by JOHN WRIGHT NOW October 12, 2008
Get the universal keymug. The nickname of the best person ever. Usually so who is LGBTQIA+ but could be anyone. Probably bake’s the best cookies too. If you want to be cool, be keys.
Girl 1: Hey I think I want to be called Keys. It’s a really cool nickname
Boy 1: Ok, I can manage that.
Boy 2: Alright then keys.
Girl 1: Thanks guys.
Boy 1: Ok, I can manage that.
Boy 2: Alright then keys.
Girl 1: Thanks guys.
by Nolanhater#15 March 21, 2022
Get the Keysmug. A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine.
You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.
You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.
Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"
Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"
Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"
Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"
Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"
by GammonMuncher69 July 11, 2024
Get the Allen Keymug. A random set of keys to leave on your desk that will give your boss and colleagues the impression that you are in the office, just not at your desk. Helpful when taking a long lunch or cutting out of the oFfice early. Certain military members (with desk jobs) can enhance the effect by leaving the prop keys on top of an extra piece of uniform headgear (beret or other hat)
Boss: Where's Bill? Coworker: I'm not sure, but he could not have gone far since his keys are on his desk. Boss: Okay, I'll catch him later. Coworker thinks "maybe not, if those are his prop keys."
by surlygirl63 May 31, 2011
Get the prop keymug. Stay … I wanted to do…
But my eyes…my heart…
Had to go…
Understand I don’t…
Numbers don’t lie…
I wish I knew why…
My love for you will always be…
Pray … I will that someday you will see…
Until that day…
I promise you will have no bother me…
But my eyes…my heart…
Had to go…
Understand I don’t…
Numbers don’t lie…
I wish I knew why…
My love for you will always be…
Pray … I will that someday you will see…
Until that day…
I promise you will have no bother me…
by U loving me; only in my dreams November 20, 2023
Get the Keymug. "What would you prefer, tea or coffee?"
"I don't mind, give me anything."
"No, you have to choose."
"Alright, coffee then."
"Sorry, we only have tea."
"You're such a Jun Kei."
"I don't mind, give me anything."
"No, you have to choose."
"Alright, coffee then."
"Sorry, we only have tea."
"You're such a Jun Kei."
by DylanLembuhor March 9, 2023
Get the Jun Keimug. Key deer, a diminutive and rare species found nowhere else on Earth. But these are no ordinary deer. They have adapted to their environment in ways that defy imagination, embracing a lifestyle so unique that only those who have witnessed it can attest to its veracity.
Adorned in tactical gear that would make even the most equipped soldier nod in approval, these deer have taken to wearing night vision goggles during the brightest daylight hours. It wasn't an affectation or a mere quirk of evolution; it was a necessity, born from their nocturnal fishing activities that often stretched into the dawn. Fishing, after all, was not just a pastime but a vital aspect of their existence, requiring the precision and the cover of darkness to outwit the cunning fish of the Keys.
But perhaps the most peculiar of their traits was their love for bananas, a delicacy that they cherished above all else. It became such an integral part of their diet that some believed it to be the secret behind their unique abilities. And among these abilities was the most curious one yet: the power to create weaves from their fur, which they meticulously collected from their shedding. The weaving was not just craft but art, resulting in intricate fabrics that were as strong as they were beautiful.
Adorned in tactical gear that would make even the most equipped soldier nod in approval, these deer have taken to wearing night vision goggles during the brightest daylight hours. It wasn't an affectation or a mere quirk of evolution; it was a necessity, born from their nocturnal fishing activities that often stretched into the dawn. Fishing, after all, was not just a pastime but a vital aspect of their existence, requiring the precision and the cover of darkness to outwit the cunning fish of the Keys.
But perhaps the most peculiar of their traits was their love for bananas, a delicacy that they cherished above all else. It became such an integral part of their diet that some believed it to be the secret behind their unique abilities. And among these abilities was the most curious one yet: the power to create weaves from their fur, which they meticulously collected from their shedding. The weaving was not just craft but art, resulting in intricate fabrics that were as strong as they were beautiful.
by Not the key deer! March 2, 2024
Get the Key deermug.