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gorilla sitting

Gorilla sitting — or, gorilla sittin’ — refers to when one or multiple sexual partners is/are engaging in intercourse while straddling the corner edge of a bed or other similar piece of furniture, back arched sitting forward on their knees and fists, fists clenched the same way a gorilla would articulate as it sits in its native lowlands.
“Yeah, no, he was so hot … he brought me to his bed and had me clothes-off gorilla sitting within the first ten minutes I was there.”

Or

“There I was, ass up on the edge of their bed at attention on my knees and first knuckles … they had me gorilla sittin’.”
by rothdaddy [JMR] December 19, 2021
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gorilla tag

A game filled with little racist children that scream slurs at the top of their lungs no matter what time of the day.
Tom: I play gorilla tag
Terry: Kill yourself
by goose120 May 6, 2023
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Gorilla Tag

That game where you need medical insurance to play
BANG, “what was that!?” “ nothing I’m just playing Gorilla Tag”
by rcdude February 25, 2024
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Juan Gorilla Tag

very cool guy with a lot of respect for himself and others. always on gtag 24/7 and constantly dunking on orion drift for no reason. D1 hater for most things and a great friend. competitive and supportive friend who will help you perserve through anything yet can still be funny at times. Great guy, great editor, gtag lover, crazy.
You: Yoooo is that Juan Gorilla Tag
Juan: Hello everyone!
by VoidTheDrifter! December 5, 2024
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Gorilla two step

When you're chafing so bad you have to walk with legs spread apart so your thighs dont rub . Much like a gorilla stands . Also happens when you shit your pants and dont want to squeeze your ass cheeks in more shit .
"Look at that guy ! He either shit his pants or is chafing hard af ,look at him do the gorilla two step ! "
by chitownbeaner November 12, 2019
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The Silver-Back Gorilla

When two sexual partners engage in doggy style in a walk in freezer. When the man is about to ejaculate he pulls out and discharges over the female's back and rubs it in. This will cause the woman to exclaim 'ooo, ooo' like a gorilla due to the extreme sudden heating of the woman's back during said ejaculation. For added realism the man may beat his chest at the point of orgasm,remove pubic hairs and sprinkle on semen or make an African American individual the sexual partner.
Hey babe, wanna have the sexy time?

Only if we do The Silver-Back Gorilla.
by SEXYTIM June 2, 2016
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Gorilla Tag fan

A Gorilla Tag fan is a person with no father figure. Why? Because they spend 90% of their time on a dumb VR monkey game called "Gorilla Tag" .

These players are also known as

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- Clowns
- Bozos
- Children
- Idiots
- Nerds
by aughh dookie May 16, 2022
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