a sex act so depraved it can't be described on TV -- not even basic cable! It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
by mswyrr February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's history mug.(v.) This is a act of a male pouring maple syrup in the Mr. america's shield on the set of the insanely popular show "The Colbert Report" , then another male defecating in the shield and pouring it on a large moose head letting it run off into Stanly's cup. Then forcing the concoction into any orifice of a midget. The hard part is getting it all in though.
by Lovethe850 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.The most deprave sexual act ever know in western history. It is believed that started as an initiation rite for younger Mason, however it was then stop by that group due to it's annal brutality. It includes the use of Maple Syrup, moose antlers and the Standle Cup. The addition later tools such as the Stanley Cup was later added by Canadians who believe it would make it part of their special character as a nation. It is important to note that special parts of this act remains still unknown only by a very selected group.
When i told my partner: i found out how to do a Canada's History do you want to try? that was the list time i was able to take a dump without help...
by Jaime_sjo February 5, 2010
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It involves a beaver pelt, musket balls, and a life like replica of William Shatner.
It involves a beaver pelt, musket balls, and a life like replica of William Shatner.
by PrinceBizzle February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's history mug.First, use the Stanley Cup to make some french toast. Then pour the maple syrup on the french toast and eat it.
Last, invite a girl back to your apartment and beat her with the antlers of a moose.
Last, invite a girl back to your apartment and beat her with the antlers of a moose.
First, he used the Stanley Cup to make some french toast.
Then he poured some maple syrup on the french toast and ate it. Last, a girl finally came back to this guy's and the first thing he does is beat her with the antlers of a moose.
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Then he poured some maple syrup on the french toast and ate it. Last, a girl finally came back to this guy's and the first thing he does is beat her with the antlers of a moose.
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by Daflintsnatcha February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.To be given a television show by a mediocre comedian and a corrupt national broadcasting corporation, only to have it taken away seven months later.
by Your Brother's Kid February 7, 2010
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