hobo's breakfast

A meal at the beginning of the day consisting mainly of unwanted oral sex, boiled beans, and rummaging.

**Some cultures follow up with a half bottle of mouthwash or a few cap fulls of isopropyl alcohol.

Old Junkyard Bob was surprised when he awoke to Slippery Sam serving him a hobo's breakfast on Christmas morning.

by do0tz December 1, 2017

breakfast voice

A hoarse, throaty voice that is similar to croak and speaks unintelligibly or produces meaningless phrases. When one is half-awake, they usually have this.

Get a coffee. I can't understand your breakfast voice.

by sakura214 September 12, 2022

hardy breakfast

a mixture of male semen which is concocted by many men ejaculating into a bowl and a woman promptly eating thy bowl of semen

my friends and i were at a girls house, and we gave here one hardy breakfast

by nigga boy boy June 11, 2018

indian breakfast

It is a breakfast in which you call your girlfriend in the morning and have a threesome with her and your wife. They both lay on top of each other and then you fuck their ass holes turn be turn until they fill a jar with their cum. Then one sucks your dick and the other licks your ass. then you shove eggs in their ass and then do bdsm on them. You spank their boobs and ass. you put a dildo in them

i had an indian breakfast with your mom

by killyourmomandspankher October 14, 2021

Breakfast Bufanza

The $20 breakfast celebration special at McDonald’s on the day May 25 every year. The tradition started in Minnesota after the tragic crucifixion of George Floyd.

Henry: Bro can we stop at Mcdonald’s on the way home; I got $20.
Brayden: You tryna get a belly filling Breakfast Bufanza or what?

by JackerOffer6969 October 4, 2022

Trump breakfast

Where Trump fucks a whole country

When Trump breakfast is the best.

by Gay173 November 3, 2020

sniff breakfast

To sniff someone's ass

April smelt something in the air once Richard walked in the room, so she decided to sniff his breakfast while he's was bent over. She then realized it was an awful mistake. Sniff breakfast

by Galidude April 22, 2018