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volcanic ass

The 3rd degree burn effect on your butthole and taint caused by hot molten burning diarrhea that shoots out and burns your asshole!!! It is a wicked hot liquid that squirts out your butthole. It has been known to singe all pubes and inhibit walking for days.
I had to buy flame retardant underwear because of my volcanic ass!! I could no longer handle the extreme pain of burnt ass and taint.
by BekahBooVT February 1, 2014
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Meth ass

An ass that looks as if it belongs to a meth addict; a non-existant ass; a flat butt on a male or female. Usually meth ass is more noticeable on females due to tight jeans, however, no jeans would be tight on a meth ass.
She has got a serious case of meth ass.
by Jamglee December 7, 2017
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ass nail

*ass nail*; pronounced (*ahs*)-(*nael*)

The occurence of being fingered up the anus too vigorously by another individual (or by yourself) where a shard or a whole nail is left behind inside your anus.
eg. "What's taking you so long in the bathroom Andrea?"

"FUCK OFF MUM I'M SHITTING ASS NAILS
by DreyAndLanceTheAwesome. January 28, 2010
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Ass Accordion

The act of squatting and farting at the same time.
I ate a bunch of beans today and when I did the leg press at the gym, I made an Ass Accordion
by Subtle777 October 23, 2012
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plop ass

The action of sitting down in a casual fashion.
Hey bro, wanna go da dat dere White Castle's wit me?
Na, I'm gonna plop ass in yo crib while ya get da shit.
by Kaibe November 14, 2006
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Ass Relish

The ripe slurry of fecal matter and poor decisions produced when mucus somehow combines with semen inside of the ass.
After an intense butt fucking, Jen had ass relish leaking everywhere.
by 6 dozen donuts February 2, 2017
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Firehose Ass

(verb) An extremely uncomfortable bowel movement consisting mostly of liquid and being expelled from the butt in such velocity and volume that it resembles a fireman's hose.
"Hey bro I want to apologize in advance for the condition of your bathroom. I drank too much last night and had a violent case of firehose ass today!"
by parasite30 July 15, 2009
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