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Acrylic Fails

Acrylic Fails means two bad ass bitches doing great things with their spare time. Acrylic Fails girls are so much fun to be around and most people wish they were them. They are usually found sipping and painting badly, wearing acrylic nails and making acrylic fails. Their fans buy these paintings and the money is all donated to charity - how bloody good! Found in New Zealand but fans can be found all over the globe.
"Wow I listened to Acrylic Fails latest podcast today I laughed my ass off!"
"I know right, I bought one of Acrylic Fails paintings and hung it in my main entranceway"
by Bobplaysgolf November 26, 2021
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Fail

A mistake. When someone or a group of people do something wrong. For example, when America decided to make Trump President.
Trump is such a fail, Harambae for president make America ape again.

OMG, when Trump became president it was such a fail
by Subham November 10, 2016
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fail-girl

fail girl means a woman (normally trans) with very bad luck. It can also be applied to cis men (often twitch personality cdawgva) on rare occasions, often followed by the word swag.
cdawgva has so much fail-girl swag
by Niiiîiiiíïkolajj November 9, 2023
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failed to erect

your goofy ding-a-ling ahh flesh flute cock watches 8374nm/dl porn every day and therefore is not stimulated at the sight of a real woman. In other words, someone who failed to erect had their dick and their brain swapped. They think with their dick and fuck with their brain. Unbearably minuscule cock at best. Common cases include the shrinkage of the male reproductive organ to the point where it inverts inside the body and kind of looks like a second belly button.
Oh my god, Stacy, I hooked up with brad last night, he was such a fucking hunk, but oh my god he failed to erect, girl.
by quan ling ling dingle May 21, 2022
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epic fail

The term used to describe when someone makes a supreme ass of themselves as a result of failing at a reasonably simple task. Because an 'epic fail' is such an immense fail, these people are often labled "Fail Whales."
trying to impress his baby son, a dad blew bubbles in his Pepsi through a straw then without warning it erupted into a fizzy lava shooting out of his snout at 1000 miles an hour. Everyone in the restaraunt laughed including a teen who point at him and said "Epic Fail Dude"! laughing he then added "What a total Fail Whale"
by vid007 March 13, 2011
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pathepic fail

A mixture of pathetic fail and epic fail.
*Friend has just fallen off chair*

witness: Hahahaha what a pathepic fail!!
by randomer!!! March 15, 2011
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failing love

A failing love is when you have an undeniable love for your partner/crush and they drifted apart from you/you both lose the connection you had with eachother.
We have a failing love
by Baby Dracula 7z July 11, 2016
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