by Supermegapp69 March 08, 2021
"I was trying to get the mood started by kissing him, but he just stared into the t.v! He told me I was giving him dead kisses."
by babygirly84 January 05, 2010
by megastoner420 March 21, 2011
Someone who has had enough kids to suck all the humanity out of them, they spend their pitiful existence sitting at the public pool watching their army of children having fun while the parent sits suffering with the thought that they need to drive their kids to ten different sport practices at the same time. In summary, this stereotype is a parent who creates enough stress/busy work for themselves that they eventually turn into a husk of what they used to be before they where married. And the kids get zero attention and turn into little monsters due to neglect from attention desperately trying to be spread evenly across all the kids while balancing a mountain full of busy work
I was at the pool the other day and a big Dead Wood family came rolling in and they had the blandest look on their faces!
by Kingdom Miracle November 30, 2020
by Firem4nJoe November 19, 2010
dudeee,dead cockroaching is better than planking!
by musicislife15 February 07, 2012
"Hey why don't you kiss my left nut! HA HA!"
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"Dude, you're such a Dead Bird, that line is so old."
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"Dude, you're such a Dead Bird, that line is so old."
by Kdra May 22, 2006