Dirty Tucker

Is the sexual act of stuffing all your meat and beans through a gimp suit hood mouth hole you’re wearing as underwear and packing all that Junk into your partners mouth, using fingers if needed, to fill them so they look like a stuffed hamster, wriggling those hips to the tune of I’m Sexy And I Know it until you nut and she expels it through her nose like raging bull.

You’re not a sucker, until you’ve don’t the Dirty Tucker!!!

by BluetifulWaffle June 2, 2020

Dirty Arson

Setting a fire around two or more people having sex to increase adrenaline and arousal.

Don't worry, no one was harmed in yesterday's Dirty Arson.

by icannot November 23, 2020

Dirty Barry

Porn, pure and simple!

"Gary was watching his favourite dirty Barry Channel whilst knocking one out"

by Melvyn Heinz May 30, 2018

dirty alistair

A Dirty Alistair is when a man tries to have sex with another man but can't because as he inserts his penis into the anus, Bruce Forsyth sticks his head out of the anus and says "Nice to see you, to see you..." and if you don't respond with "NICE!", Brucie jumps out and tells and outs you to your Grandma who is 84 and about to die.

Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.

I know a guy who lives in London Bridge who invented the Dirty Alistair. This isn't even the worst thing he's done.

by F1Chick March 11, 2019

Dirty pablo

When someone is blowing lines off your penis while their masturbating and singing the Barney theme song meanwhile a third party rims your asshole

I got a dirty Pablo last night

by Linda108 April 1, 2020

Dirty Brexit

When you're fucking a European chick up the arse, pull out and she shits all over you and your sheets.

"How was your date with Monika, Dave?"

"It was going really well, right up until she did a Dirty Brexit on me..."

by Big Goth Bob March 27, 2017

Dirty Cleats

When you cum in between a girls toes before a sporting event and she walks around with your cum still in between her toes. Creating dirty cleats

"Man, I just gave my girl some dirty cleats before her softball game."

by catcher33jtb March 16, 2017